30.10.10

rip!: a remix manifesto (2008)

rip!: a remix manifesto is a documentary about the changing concept of copyright. we all know everyone downloads shit illegally. it's not that big of a deal anymore. i haven't heard of anyone recently getting in trouble for downloading some song off a blog or something. the movie did a good job proving that the system is fucked up. the system that is copyright corporations such as RIAA and the movie one whatever it's called. i LOVED when they showed footage of lars ulrich talking about napster. he was such a little bitch about it.

7 OUT OF 10

11.10.10

i'm still here (2010)

when joaquin phoenix announced that he was going to retire from acting, i was pretty fucking shocked. then again, i think everyone was but i was one of the few who believed that it wasn't a joke. sadly, it was. i'm still here documents his year as an aspiring rapper. there was a lot of moments that you could tell it was a fake. i won't spoil it for everyone. overall, i really enjoyed this film. some moments were kind of disgusting but it made you laugh. you can rent it on itunes for 6 bucks.

6.5 OUT OF 10

9.10.10

woyzeck (1979)

woyzeck is about a soldier named franz woyzeck. he hears voices from the ground and the wind and talks about philosophy and shit. one day, his wife has an affair on him and his inner demons come out. he finds out about the dickhead who nailed her and he ends up SPOILER ALERT stabbing his wife. it was kind of a "meh" movie for me. would i watch it again? probably not.

5.5 OUT OF 10

5.10.10

wild at heart (1990)

wild at heart is a film about two lovers, sailor (nicolas cage) and lula (laura dern). after getting out of prison for manslaughter, sailor ignores his parole and travels to california with lula. lula has a crazy fucking mom that hires a detective and a hitman to track down her daughter and sailor. the rest of the film shows the couple dancing to metal, having sex about every 20 minutes, smoking tons of cigarettes, and meeting weird fuckers. this is the second david lynch film i've seen and i really enjoyed it.

8 OUT OF 10

3.10.10

fucked up film: crash (1996)

first off, this is not the academy award winning crash. this is david cronenberg softcore porn crash. now i'm usually not the kind of person who whines about how some movies have no plots cause i like gummo but this movie was really a waste of time unless you're really into car accidents and sex. the "plot" of this film is james (played by james spader) gets into a car accident and becomes obsessed with this underground culture of sex crazed car crashers. its fucking weird. there is this guy he meets who looks like bonehead from oasis. all he really wants to do is get into a huge crash and die. i guess the movie was trying to show the emptiness of how these idiots feel about risking their lives but is it a necessary movie to watch? not really.

FUCKED UP RATING: 8 OUT OF 10
OVERALL: 4.5 OUT OF 10

1.10.10

made in britain (1982)

made is britain is film about a 16 year old skinhead named trevor. trevor enjoys stealing cars and sniffing glue. he goes to court and ends up in a detention center. his social worker thinks that trevor can reform but trevor doesn't give a fuck so he leaves and does fuck all for the rest of the movie.

6.5 OUT OF 10