fucked up fillm: secretary (2002)

secretary is about a girl named lee (played by maggie gyllenhaal) who is released from a mental hospital. she cuts herself and she has a drunk dad and a overprotective mom. one day lee decides "hey, what the hell? im gonna go get a job!" she gets a job as a (HINT: MOVIE TITLE) for a demanding lawyer named mr. gray (played by james spader). for her job, she does all these lame ass tasks like typing up letters for so and so, setting up mouse traps, jumping in garbage bins, and other dumb shit. the only problem is that lee is shit at her job. mr. gray gets upset whenever he finds typos in her work. he gets so upset that one day, he tells lee to bend over on his desk and he punishes her by slapping her ass a bunch of times. she becomes sexually obsessed with mr. gray and their s&m relationship goes out of control. i loved the hell out of this film. great acting and storyline. i don't think my health teacher would approve of this.

FUCKED UP RATING: 7 OUT OF 10
OVERALL: 7.5 OUT OF 10

the social network (2010)

if it wasn't for film class, i would have never bothered watching this movie. first off, is it necessary to make a movie about facebook? i don't think so but for some people *cough* david fincher *cough* think its important to know how facebook started.

i'm sure we all know the song and dance by now. mark zuckerberg steals an idea from these inbred twins and takes it to a new level with a help from his best friend, eduardo. they basically started facebook so they could get laid. the one thing that bothered me a lot was i did not think zuckerberg was a likable guy. he acted like such a dick. i felt bad for eduardo cause mark screwed him over by not giving him credit. bastard.

now you probably don't know this but the movie is very very inaccurate. check out the 60 minutes story about facebook and the real zuckerberg explains half the shit in the film isn't even true. that's hollywood for you.

5.5 OUT OF 10

fucked up film: dead man's shoes (2004)

dead man's shoes is a film about a guy who returns to his hometown with his mentally challenged brother, anthony. in the past, anthony was brutalized by a bunch of twats so richard is out to seek revenge on them. he starts off doing stupid pranks on them like spray painting their hair. throughout the film, they show flashbacks of what the guys did to anthony. it's kinda depressing. i thought the movie was going to be more violent but there are some messed up shit that happens. overall, it was an ok movie. nothing to jizz over.

FUCKED UP RATING: 6 OUT OF 10
OVERALL: 6 OUT OF 10

fucked up film: black swan (2010)

y'know i'm not really into these "HYPED OUT TO THE MAX" films as much as kids these days but i quite enjoyed black swan. i remember my math teacher telling my class to not see this because its really weird and it'll scare you. well i don't think it was very scary but it had its moments. plus it was pretty weird and SEXY hence why this this labeled fucked up film.

anyway, black swan is a film about a girl named nina played by natalie portman who is this great ballerina that is a bit of a pussy. she wants to be the swan queen for this world class ballet company runned by thomas who was in all of those ocean's 11 films. y'know the french guy. there are a lot of moments in this film you're like uhhh what the fuck is going on here like when thomas tells her "I HAVE HOMEWORK FOR YOU..YOU NEED TO START TOUCHING YOURSELF" so there is a couple scenes of her wanking in bed. it's not like explicit or anything. not pornographic. it's pretty normal but there is a scene where a girl goes down on her.

i can't really say much about the plot since it would ruin it if you reallly want to see it. i only spoil films that are old but SPOILER ALERT she dies at the end WHOOPS

FUCKED UP RATING: 5.7 OUT OF 10
OVERALL: 7 OUT OF 10