ACT

i spent like an hour registering for this bullshit test. they ask you like 72 questions about what would you like to do. a lot of them are like
would you want to study a map?
would you watch a forest fire? (WHAT THE FUCK)
would you want to play in a band? (UM YES)

i also had to answer what i want as my major and what career i want. seriously, im 17 years old. no offense to anyone who knows what they want to do for the rest of their life but goddamn i dont have a clue. i dont even know what im going to eat for dinner tonight.

ill probably end up being that kid who switches their major about 5 times then graduates and still doesnt know what to do. then i realize i just wasted my money (JUST KIDDING ITS MY PARENTS MONEY AHAHHAHAHA) the thing is kids, universities dont give a fuck about you. they just want MONEY. and to look cooler theyll REJECT YOU. its a sad life.

ive also came with the conclusion is that most teachers i see who brag about they went to some fancy college HATE themselves. one of my teachers (he who shall not be named) told my class that we should all go to college to make money and be happy and shit. but he is like, the biggest dick in the world. he never seems satisfied with anything and he always seems unsure about himself. as if he doesnt know what hes doing with his life. so he FAILS.

question: should i go to college like this guy and hate myself?


or this guy who enjoys life and has never touched a paintbrush


/end rant

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