13.7.10

scott walker: 30 century man (2006)

30 century man is a documentary where everyone sucks scott walker's dick. a review in pictures...

scott: "sorry i dont give a fuck about money. im an artist. i want people to get on their knees when i sing."

scott cont: "i'm a pretty boy can't you see? that girl behind me, wants my dick. like everyone else does."

damon albarn: "oh yes i love scott walker. i would fuck his voice if i could. this song makes me want to write an album about a plastic beach. thanks for the inspiration scott."

scott cont: "yeah so what scott 4 didn't hit the charts. stop fucking asking me for scott 5. ill continue to make avant garde records for indie kids."
jarvis cocker: "yeah scott walker is what i listened to when i was sick in bed. my input is too boring for this movie. time for a cigarette and no im not going to reform pulp."

radiohead: "as you noticed thom is not here thank fucking god for that. he never shuts the fuck up about scott walker. don't mind us we're just going to pretend we're listening to his record."

johnny marr: "as you may know im the cool one out of this documentary. all these indie 90s britpop guys dont know shit. im the real deal. first off, scott's voice makes me want to suck his dick. and i know you were going to ask. the smiths will never reform. my time here is done i need to catch the bus to the cribs band practice."

6 OUT OF 10

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