fucked up film: possession (1981)

i really don't know where to start on this film. i first thought this movie was about exorcism but it wasn't. it's about a married couple who are going through some problems. first off the wife left the family for no reason. mark, the husband played by dr. alan grant, assumes that she is sleeping with someone else. which is true. he gets really mad and starts hitting her. even though he is pissed, he still has a lot of feelings for her. the movie gets even more strange when he hires a detective to find where she is staying and she ends up killing him. it's all very surreal and strange but it's great.

FUCKED UP RATING: 8 OUT OF 10
OVERALL: 8.5 OUT OF 10

vampire's kiss (1988)

nicolas cage is a vampire and he wants to fuck you. probably the best performance EVER from him.

sorry i should at least tell you the plot. nicolas cage is your average yuppie from nyc. one night he goes out to some bar and he brings a girl home and she ends up biting him on the neck. he turns into this crazy fuck who believes he is a vampire. i thought it was pretty hilarious and entertaining.

7 OUT OF 10

made in britain (1982)

made is britain is film about a 16 year old skinhead named trevor. trevor enjoys stealing cars and sniffing glue. he goes to court and ends up in a detention center. his social worker thinks that trevor can reform but trevor doesn't give a fuck so he leaves and does fuck all for the rest of the movie.

6.5 OUT OF 10

raging bull (1980)

so today i watched raging bull on hbo on demand. i thought this was going to be an EPIC boxing film but i wasn't that satisfied. robert de niro is fucking cool though without a doubt but i'd rather watch sly kicking apollo creed's ass in rocky 2. no disrepect towards martin scorsese.
i still love him but rocky >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> raging bull.

6 OUT OF 10

rapture (1980)

rapture starts off with a guy named, jose, a film maker and a heroin addict who seems pretty lost with his life. he gets a package from a guy named pedro that contains key, a reel of super8 film, and an audio cassette. jose sits down and listens to the tape and it retells the story when pedro and jose first met. pedro is obsessed with film. it keeps him from sleeping, eating, and having sex for a long time. the only thing that keeps him going is heroin. when he watches his own films, he has "raptures" that makes him cry and freak out. him and jose sort of become bffs in a way. most of the film it shows pedros life as he realizes when he sleeps, the camera films him. when he developes the film, it shows his raptures. it also makes people disappear. i know its pretty fucking weird. i could go on explaining the rest of the film but i would bore myself and others.

look its pedro and jose bonding with silly putty

overall this film was very interesting. rapture is both an experimental film and a horror if you could say. its like that book naked lunch. you never know what the fuck is going on.

6.5 OUT OF 10

fucked up film (kinda): elephant (1989)

this isnt any of that pussy ass pseudo columbine school shooting BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER. THIS IS ABOUT THE IRA. THIS IS ABOUT IRELAND. GEORGE BEST PROBABLY HEARD OF THIS FROM SOME ASSHOLE AND WENT BACK TO BANGING BROADS AND PLAYING FOOTBALL AFTER DISREGARDING HIS NATIONALIST BULLSHIT.

all this is is alan clarke filming, dick in hand, like 500 random murders. i think theres like 2 seconds of dialogue the entire film and everyone is dressed like the smiths. that was the most interesting part. oh, and in one scene, some guys are playing football and then a guy pulls out a gun after making a pass and shoots one of the other guys. thats what i want to do everytime someone misses my pass in xbox. (FUCK YOU CHELSEA, I FUCKING HATE YOU ASSHOLES FOR BEATING MY BEAUTIFUL CELTIC)

this isnt really a fucked up film, it started out that way but it was so boring the death for no reason (a comment on the senseless IRA killings. NICE JOB AT BEING INDIE-ABSTRACT ALAN CLARKE, YOU ASSHOLE) shit didn't seem so disturbing anymore. alan clarke is lucky he made cool skinhead films.

<3 CELTIC FC 4 LIFE <3

FUCKED UP RATING: 1 OUT OF 10
OVERALL: .5 OUT OF 10

fatal attraction (1987)

watched this on hbo today. it was alright. michael douglas plays a happily married guy who cheats on his wife with glenn close. they end up having sex about 219380 times and glenn becomes obsessed with michael and wants to be with him all the time. she ends up killing michael's bunny by putting it in a pan on a stove. that was pretty weird. SPOILER michael's wife ends up killing her at the end so that was cool. ill give it a 5.5 out of 10

videodrome (1983)

what a grrreat film. its about a guy named max who runs a softcore tv station and is looking for a con traversal program to air. he ends up finding a pirated vhs called videodrome that airs murder and violence. max becomes obsessed with it and ends up getting caught up with forces who created videodrome and his body is the weapon to stop it. ill give it a 7.5 out of 10

unfortunately, universal studios plans on remaking it in 2011. 10 bucks says theyre gonna release it in 3D.