eli porter

eli porter. ever heard of him? well he is quite an inspiration for many rappers. it all started when appeared on Iron Mic (a freestyle rap program by a bunch of high school students), eli gain many fans after someone uploaded his performance on youtube. sadly he lost against his opponent, envy, but he is the best mayne.



here are some great remixes of eli

deebadat
rare import
teenage love affair (my personal favorite)

eli has a myspace with his new songs

i think i just found the greatest interview ever

Your new album is called My Bloody Underground and is said to be your tribute to The Velvet Underground, My Bloody Valentine and The Jesus And Mary Chain…

Get the fucking Mary Chain out of it. We already had bands before they did. I was listening to the same music that the Reid brothers were in 1984. That’s why I saw them with Bobby Gillespie; their first fucking US show. I don’t understand why you’re thinking My Bloody Valentine either…

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That it’s not like the Sex Pistols who invented punk rock y’know? It’s all just bullshit, youth culture run amok. It’s not like I consider myself a punk rocker; it’s more a case that I’ve been into the best music of all time forever. Since I was two years old I started buying records and now I’m 40 years old. That’s 38 years. It didn’t just happen as part of some neo-shoegaze revivalist bullshit. Before there was Oasis we got offered a deal by Alan McGee in 1992.

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I was detuning guitars way before Sonic Youth existed. No seriously, I was deconstructing and detuning guitars in 1978 aged 11 way before Thurston Moore had picked one up and Kevin Shields was learning how to play Cramps records, so you do the math. I was trying to create sounds for my band in my garage then. I wanted to make sounds that no-one else was doing back then. Even the neighbours complained to my mom at the time because of the noise…


READ. IT. NOW.

rob green appreciation post

don't worry rob. we still love you.

wild tigers i have known (2006)

i saw this movie about 3 or 4 years ago when it came out but i felt like watching it again. i didnt really understand it the first time around. the ending left me confused. the movie is about a 13 year old boy named logan who develops a gay relationship with a kid named rodeo. rodeo is like the cool rebellion kid of the school. logan on the other hand is very shy and realizes that is very different from most 13 year old boys. i feel really bad for kids like logan. in a way i think anyone being either straight or gay can relate to him. it sucks being a teenager but the experience will be with us and it defines the way we are now. overall this film is very realistic and its not another stereotypical gay film.

9 OUT OF 10

control (2007)

hello its me again. time for another halfassed movie review!!!!!!111111
today i saw the movie control. its about ian curtis from joy division and im not too sure how to feel about it. first off sam riley did an amazing job as ian and he can sing exactly like him. the rest of the cast...ehhhhh boring. i thought the script was really dull. some of the scenes made me think "ok was that really necessary?". also, it made ian look like a huge dick too and boring as fuck. im sure theres more to the story rather then what was captured in 120 minutes. i think id like to read the biography about him to see what really made him kill himself. would i watch this again? probably not.

5.5 OUT OF 10

douchebag families

today i went out to eat at some semi fancy restaurant and i saw this family (not the palins) sitting together. first off, the dad acted like he was the funniest guy in the world. he was laughing at every joke and all the kids thought he was coolest dad ever. the kids dressed exactly like him.wearing nice polo shirts and khaki pants. you can obviously tell these kids are going to harvard some day because of their cool rich kid look. his wife (i'm not gay keep in mind) was extremely too hot for him. at one point i saw her and her kids "raising the roof". it was kinda disturbing.

later another rich douchebag family came in. at one point one of the sons was kissing his mom on the cheek. TWO TIMES. im guessing he got his loans payed off by his mom for harvard. i dont know about y'all but i would never show affection like that to my parents. i dont suck anyones dick (not the sexual way yknowwhatimean) to be nice. thats not the way to go.