scott walker: 30 century man (2006)

30 century man is a documentary where everyone sucks scott walker's dick. a review in pictures...

scott: "sorry i dont give a fuck about money. im an artist. i want people to get on their knees when i sing."

scott cont: "i'm a pretty boy can't you see? that girl behind me, wants my dick. like everyone else does."

damon albarn: "oh yes i love scott walker. i would fuck his voice if i could. this song makes me want to write an album about a plastic beach. thanks for the inspiration scott."

scott cont: "yeah so what scott 4 didn't hit the charts. stop fucking asking me for scott 5. ill continue to make avant garde records for indie kids."
jarvis cocker: "yeah scott walker is what i listened to when i was sick in bed. my input is too boring for this movie. time for a cigarette and no im not going to reform pulp."

radiohead: "as you noticed thom is not here thank fucking god for that. he never shuts the fuck up about scott walker. don't mind us we're just going to pretend we're listening to his record."

johnny marr: "as you may know im the cool one out of this documentary. all these indie 90s britpop guys dont know shit. im the real deal. first off, scott's voice makes me want to suck his dick. and i know you were going to ask. the smiths will never reform. my time here is done i need to catch the bus to the cribs band practice."

6 OUT OF 10

meeting people is easy (1998)

"music to cut your wrists to"

meeting people is easy is a documentary of radiohead on tour during the ok computer era. its bascially a collage of clips of them in a shit load of interviews, promotional footage, shows, songwriting etc. it really shows the tension and the stress of touring and being one of the biggest bands of the 90s. a lot of people say this film is boring cause it doesnt show a lot of live performances mainly just their experiences on tour.

there is a lot of parts where you see how much of a miserable person thom is. he gets yelled at by a bouncer that says "RADIOHEAD. CREEP. DICKHEAD" because thom was trying to get into a party and he wasnt on the guest list. other parts of the movie shows him with disgust talking in interviews and having all the attention of being in a band.

8 OUT OF 10

predators (2010)

on friday, i walked into the theater with no idea what the movie was about. never watched the trailer. never seen any of the predator films etc. but this was sooo good. it starts off with adrien brody (the guy with the big nose from the pianist and king kong) in the sky free falling into a jungle. then more random people drop in confused as fuck of what is going on. pretty soon they realize theyre trapped on a different planet and they are tested by being attacked by predators and weird looking creatures. its a lot like "the most dangerous game".

not once was the film boring. the storyline was really good the music was not distracting at all. even the acting was very good especially TOPHER GRACE. i hate most big budget action films but this one was great.


8 OUT OF 10

2001: a space odyssey (1968)

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DAAAAH DAAAAAH DDUUUUN DDDDDDUUUN DDDDDDUNNNNNNNNNN


i watched for 20 minutes and then i got bored.

fucked up film: irreversible (2002)

IM NOT POSTING A PICTURE.

9 minute rape scene. go fuck yourself gaspar noe.

FUCKED UP RATING: 10 OUT OF 10
OVERALL: 1.5 OUT OF 10


UPDATE: MARCH 6, 2011 1:13AM

so i decided to give this movie a second chance. i didn't finish it at the last time but it's one of movies that will stay in your head forever.

NEW RATING: 7 OUT OF 10

hot tub time machine (2010)

it is not very funny. the dvd said it was better than the hangover. it WAS NOT. what a shit way to advertise a film. that would be like the hangover saying ITS BETTER THAN THE SHAW SHANK REDEMPTION.

3 OUT OF 10

youth in revolt (2009)

michael cera being awkward and falls in love with a girl whos too good for him. THE END.

4 OUT OF 10