disco pigs (2001)

disco pigs is about a pig and runt (its not their real names) who were born on the same day have this weird connection with each other. they constantly do the same things like steal liquor and fuck around with people at school. before their 17th birthday, pig starts to be all sexually frustrated and he just wants to fuck runt. runt doesn't like it at all so she leaves him. pig starts freaking out so he goes out of his way trying to find runt to celebrate their birthday. most of the movie deals with their relationship and how they cannot separate from each other. its a very interesting film. if you ever watch this movie, make sure you have the subtitles on. the irish dialogue is sort of hard to follow.

7 OUT OF 10

fucked up film: straw dogs (1971)

the only film that makes dustin hoffman a huge pussy and a badass motherfucker is straw dogs. straw dogs is about a mathematician named david (dustin hoffman)and his english wife amy move into a nice village to seek a new life. they hire construction workers to work on the garage and they're huge assholes to david. they ask david if he wants to go hunting for quail (i think it was quail) so he agrees to go. meanwhile, his wife amy is getting raped by one of the guys who helps on the garage then another guy comes in and rapes her too. i think the director was trying to make the greatest rape scene of all time. amy doesnt tell david about what happened. she clearly cannot get over it.

at one point of the film, some guy named henry, touches some lady, then david hits henry with his car. now henry is at david's place and everyone wants to kill henry by getting in david's house. SPOILER ALERT so the rest of the film shows david killing every local that tries to get into his house. its very intense.

overall straw dogs was pretty good. it can be boring at some points but it really builds up towards the end.

FUCKED UP RATING: 6.5 OUT OF 10
OVERALL: 7 OUT OF 10


there is a remake coming out in 2011. please don't see it. i looked on imdb and its coming out on september 11th. that is not cool.

synecdoche, new york (2008)

this movie sucked dick. philip seymour hoffman's dick. who has the attention span to watch a depressed fat ass waddle around talking about theater and art? NOT ME.

2 OUT OF 10

28 days later (2002)

28 days later starts off in a top secret british lab that has monkeys stored. they have a virus called "rage". a bunch of dumbass animal activists release them and they get infected. 28 days later, the disease spreads in london. a man named jim, played by cillian murphy, wakes up in a coma and is confused as fuck of what is going on. london is completely empty. he ends up finding a black girl and some white guy who save him from an infected. the infected are zombies in case if you were wondering..but they're different then most zombies. they are fast as fuck. anyway jim and the black girl (the white guy dies just to let you know) find a family (a daughter and a father) chillen in their apartment. the rest of the movie shows them trying to stay alive. they end up going to manchester where soliders "try" to help them.

i'm not going to say what happens next but its a good fucking film. it will creep you out.

8 OUT OF 10

you don't know jack (2010)

you don't know jack is an hbo movie about dr. jack kevorkian. oh jack, what a cool old fella. if you don't know him he was famous for assisting suicides for patients that were willing to die because they were in so much pain and they were just a waste of space. is that mean? i think i went to far on that one. anyway jack was played by al pacino and he was great as usual. most of the movie shows him on trial for what he did. apparently he assisted 130 patients. it was a pretty sad movie cause there was some people you just felt bad for. this one guy could barely move a muscle and it took him ages to talk in a sentence. overall this movie was pretty interesting. if you have hbo, check it out.

6 OUT OF 10

reservoir dogs (1992)

reservoir dogs is one of the coolest films i've ever seen. it starts out with a bunch of guys in suits at a restaurant arguing over the song "like a virgin". then they yell at steve buscemi for not giving a tip to the waitress. he says that they don't deserve one or some shit like that. what an ass. sadly there are many people out there who don't tip. the rest of the movie shows the guys after a heist that went wrong. they just panic about who set them up. it is a very interesting film with great acting. SPOILER ALERT i was very upset when tim roth died. he is a cool motherfucker. i'm glad everyone else died. oh and mr. pink stays alive. that was nice.

the picture up from top is a scene when tim roth talks to himself in front of the mirror and says, “don’t pussy out on me now. they don’t know. they don’t know shit. you’re not gonna get hurt. you’re fucking barretta. they believe every fucking word cause you’re super cool.”

8 OUT OF 10

rapture (1980)

rapture starts off with a guy named, jose, a film maker and a heroin addict who seems pretty lost with his life. he gets a package from a guy named pedro that contains key, a reel of super8 film, and an audio cassette. jose sits down and listens to the tape and it retells the story when pedro and jose first met. pedro is obsessed with film. it keeps him from sleeping, eating, and having sex for a long time. the only thing that keeps him going is heroin. when he watches his own films, he has "raptures" that makes him cry and freak out. him and jose sort of become bffs in a way. most of the film it shows pedros life as he realizes when he sleeps, the camera films him. when he developes the film, it shows his raptures. it also makes people disappear. i know its pretty fucking weird. i could go on explaining the rest of the film but i would bore myself and others.

look its pedro and jose bonding with silly putty

overall this film was very interesting. rapture is both an experimental film and a horror if you could say. its like that book naked lunch. you never know what the fuck is going on.

6.5 OUT OF 10